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Posted on 18th Apr at 2:18 PM, with 138,819 notes

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

Posted on 18th Apr at 2:04 PM, with 100,808 notes
forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to
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forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

Posted on 18th Apr at 10:27 AM, with 327,756 notes

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

Posted on 17th Apr at 5:29 PM, with 110,699 notes
edsheewalkedd:

it’s called fashion look it up
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edsheewalkedd:

it’s called fashion look it up

Posted on 17th Apr at 5:27 PM, with 51,097 notes
howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:47 PM, with 1,091 notes
Posted on 16th Apr at 5:00 PM, with 13,389 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

Tagged: #i quit,
Posted on 15th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 122,560 notes

lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

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