I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, will.i.am.
six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
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*walks into meeting* *dramatically slams hello kitty briefcase on desk*